In 1901, four hundred and twenty-five extra- terrestrials from the planet Tee landed in a village in North America. These aliens called themselves Elibomotuas. At the start of the invasion humans did not recognize the Elibomotuas’ destructive nature. As time went on, with Elibomotuas numbering humans one to two, it was hard for us not see the devastating effects.

Like Humans, Elibomotuas need certain things to live. Unfortunately they are possessed with an insatiable greed for resources, are exceedingly violent, and are remarkably manipulative.

Elibomotuas need food, and their high metabolisms require them to consume copious amounts of special, scarce food. They desire a special food that requires long fermentation periods, intense heat, and intense pressure. Many of the ingredients come from far away markets. They force us to acquire these ingredients at any costs. They are so powerful that we have resorted to killing our own kind for the sacred ingredients.

Elibomotuas possess an insatiable greed for resources. As they grow, Elibomotuas need more shelter and more intricate conduits for dispersion to be satisfied. They get more shelter by infiltrating our homes. Now these destructive creatures live in our homes, with easy access to our families. To acquire more conduits for dispersion they demolish entire ecosystems, communities, sacred spaces. The average family of Elibomotuas — two full-size, two mid-size, and one compact — requires the space equal to a football field. The Elibomotuas recognized that by changing space for humans and animals into space only for their kind, local cities are becoming more and more dependent on them. When will this madness end?

Worst of all, Elibomotuas are dangerous predators. Every year they crush more and more innocent people. No one is safe. They kill in broad daylight, in otherwise safe neighborhoods, surrounded by witnesses. They target every citizen, babies, teenagers, adults, and elderly, and all social classes They target every religion, race, and creed. Elimobotuas are the leading cause of death in humans ages three to thirty three. Elibomotuas kill beloved pets by luring the animals with their sweet saliva. The dogs taste their sweet liquid and die.

Elibomotuas also target people in less direct ways, making it hard for humans to fight back. They brought diseases from Planet Tee that are spreading thru the masses. One disease causes the blood to thicken and clog in people’s bodies. Another disease causes bodies to swell to deadly levels. The worst disease of all comes from the toxic gas they emit when they breathe. This gas is odorless, colorless, and drifts into every thing, including people’s lungs, causing labored breathing, lung disease, and eventually death. The gas is so powerful that people must stay indoors in some heavily colonized areas. Old Elimobotuas get diseases that make it impossible for them to control their bladders, and thus drip tiny amounts of metabolic waste where ever they go. This toxic metabolic waste contaminates everything it touches, including our drinking water. When the old die they do not decompose and their nutrients are not returned to the soil. Instead they oxidize, polluting their final resting place.

Elibomotuas are dangerously manipulative. They congregate in masses, forcing people to wait for the mass to leave rather than spending time with family. Elibomotuas play mind games with humans. They turn normally decent people into goons, turning on their own people, yelling obscenities, and flipping their fingers. The ultimate goal of the Elibomotuas is to spread humans apart and cause them to lose their sense of community. With out community and local action the Elibomotuas will have free reign to demolish the world.

Luckily other aliens are landing on Earth and fighting against Elibomotuas. Elcycibs from Planet Trek and Subs from Planet Greyhound are causing citizen to revolt against the destructive nature of Elibomotuas. Elibomotuas can be destroyed. Through careful city planning, laws and regulations, and the efforts of people like you we can save our world from the effects of Elibomotuas. The fate of Humans lies in our hands.