Try out some of these new mantras next time you are soaring past a line of frustrated motorists. It is our duty as cyclists to yell new slogans at those drivers patiently inhaling the toxic exhaust of their own money-guzzling-environment-polluting-waste-of-space piece of metal. I mean staring at another cars bumper must be boring enough with out having to listen to those damn happy cyclists yell the same thing commute after commute:

• Hills Yeah!
• Bikes not Bombs
• Bomb hills, not foreign nations
• Attack hills not your heart
• Burn fat not oil
• Strive not to drive
• Pedal for peace
• One less Car
• Bike for Clean Air
• The revolution will not be motorized
• Question internal combustion
• Go by bike, start seeing bikes
• The road to hell is paved for motorists
• End oil addiction
• Pedal power
• Live life in the bike lane
• Osama loves your SUV
• Two weels good; four wheels baaad!